Title: Dean Winchester Caged Series
Character: Dean Winchester
Other Players: Sammy, Impala, Pie
Warning: cursing, crack, angst, food obsession, humor, angst
Disclaimer: I don't own Dean Winchester, Sammy or the Impala.
Summary: While Dean is imprisoned for crimes committed by a shape shifter, he's forced to fill out Prisoner Evaluation Forms as part of his rehabilitation. They tend to reveal more about Dean's psyche than he intends to show.
Note: I was recently introduced to Supernatural by a lady friend who said I reminded her of Dean. I'm wondering if there are any other straight guys in this fandom. Zane
Dean Winchester Caged
I'm currently doing time at the Fulton State Prison for crimes a Shape Shifter wearing my face committed. I'm forced to fill out Prisoner Evaluation Forms as part of my 'rehabilitation'. I'd feel a lot more rehabilitated if someone would bring me some freaking PIE! Since I get a half hour of internet time each day and no access to porn, I thought I'd share with all of you. I'm a giver no matter what my brother Sammy says. By the way, he's the same brother who hasn't brought me any freaking PIE! Okay, so read this thing and if you're a frisky experienced woman, visit me in cell block D for Dean! I'll make it worth your while.
U & I in backseat of my Impala = Ecstasy
Just Bring Some Pie!!
Prisoner Evaluation Form: Day Ten
Your Name: Dean Winchester
Prisoner Number: OU812
Suicidal Ideation: 0/10
Homicidal Ideation: 8/10
Amount of Sleep Last Night: Damn sight less than what I wanted or needed thanks to the chuckle head sawing logs in the bottom bunk!
Any Lucid or Vivid Dreams? Explain.: I dreamed of eating pie and woke up with my pillow in my mouth. Fuck My Life!
Moods Experienced Today: Severe upset when I realized I'd gone ten days without sex, booze or pie. Son of a Bitch!
Mood Triggers: Seeing one of the guards eating pie by the exercise yard, Seriously, WTF! He was right there and I medicinally needed that pie!
Significant Thoughts of the Day: I have to get out of here and score a fifth of Johnnie Walker Black, a double bacon cheeseburger,a triple thick shake and a whole apple pie a la mode!
Favorite Time of Day and Why: None in this joint.
Least Favorite Time of Day and Why: All of it cause I miss my Baby! Sammy better take good care of her!
How You Are Enjoying Your Therapy: I don't need therapy. I need some freaking pie and several shots of tequila! Just saying!
Noticeable Improvements: I didn't punch anyone in the face today. So Yeah!
Additional Thoughts: I really need to contact my brother, Sammy. I haven't had any phone time since I tried to take that guard's pie. He shouldn't be eating his freaking pie in front of men who are starving! Seriously what a douche bag!